Frustrated Had a tough day today and tried to find a creative way to let it out. It might not connect with a lot of people but I don’t know if being upset and frustrated ever does. It’s part of human nature and definitely an emotion I am very familiar with but don’t draw as much. It’s harder to draw than I thought it would be. Also, just have to say, it’s crazy how much this made me feel better!
concept: which member of the fellowship are you personality quiz, except there’s only one question and its “what do you think about pippin”. answers range from “bastard man, naughty boy” to “my son whom shall be cherished”
which members of the company and the fellowship would get on best 👀👀
team Catastrophe: imagine pippin and merry meeting kíli and fíli. they would kill smaug/sauron on accident while playing an elaborate prank on the others.
dream linguistics duo: frodo & bifur, learning how to communicate in like 0.3 hours. frodo knows Khûzdul or sign? bifur can speak some obscure language (which frodo for some reason knows)? nobody knows.
i fell in love with an elf: kili and gimli started this support group.
i fell in love with a dwarf: legolas and bilbo. they also shit-talk thranduil.
i got corrupted by a powerful object but im s so sorry i didjdt. i didnt meanb to hurt you pLease forgiv e mee: boromir, thorin
team gandalf: gandalf, newer shinier gandalf
team die before i listen to gandalf: pippin, thorin
C-3PO, but with bad image recognition, just walking around Tatooine with his hands over his eyes being constantly scandalized by the sand dunes because his AI tells him he’s surrounded by an endless expanse of nude flesh.
IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.
I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination
Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*
Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”
That’s gussy babe
Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think.
It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done.
That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.
So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars
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